At press time, we were not able to confirm that this is, in fact, a naked Karl Rove who passed out on the beach after another three-day indulgence of rum and virgin flesh. Updates will follow as they become available.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Because every day is a good day for a monster
Nothing wakes you up like a hot, fresh-brewed cup of jesus fucking christ what the hell is that?! To that end, I give you the new Montauk Monster:
At press time, we were not able to confirm that this is, in fact, a naked Karl Rove who passed out on the beach after another three-day indulgence of rum and virgin flesh. Updates will follow as they become available.
At press time, we were not able to confirm that this is, in fact, a naked Karl Rove who passed out on the beach after another three-day indulgence of rum and virgin flesh. Updates will follow as they become available.
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