Why aren't we at war with Iran yet? Newt's getting impatient

Newt Gingrich is out hitting the old dusty trail, self flagellating for heightened tensions with Iran. Why? Because war is like an multi-year dose of Cialis shot right into the base of the GOP's penis. With Iraq winding down and Afghanistan not winding up enough, their war boner is is going limp and no amount of right wing wang flogging is going to get it up. Not unless Iran gets invaded. So Newt brought his case to the Jews, and he didn't forget his bag full of Hitler references.

"We need to recognize that there are some regimes we will never be able to cut a deal with because they are in fact evil," he said Sunday, the opening day of this year's American Israel Public Affairs Committee policy conference, drawing close to 7,000 delegates.

Gingrich likened negotiations with the current Iranian regime to negotiating with Adolf Hitler, and called for "enforcing the disruption of gasoline supplies until the Iranian economy broke, the ayatollahs were ousted and a new regime was in place without a single shot fired." That earned thunderous applause.

Gingrich also called for a military strike to destroy missiles in Iran and North Korea.
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"There's almost an eagerness to take on the Israeli government to make a point with the Arab world," he said, speaking to the Post ahead of his speech before the American Israel Public Affairs Committee's annual conference.

He called US President Barack Obama's program of engagement on Iran a "fantasy," and his Middle East policies "very dangerous for Israel." He summed up Obama's approach as "the clearest adoption of weakness since Jimmy Carter."

Wait, the same Jimmy Carter that negotiated a sill intact peace accord between Israel and Egypt? That son of a bitch. I bet he could have got an even better agreement if he missile striked one of the pyramids. I think it's just nice to know that Obama has moved from just being a Iran enabler, what with his declarations to actually engage diplomatically with them, to being objectively anti-Israel.

Who knew a pledge to have their diplomats go to lunch some time would spiral into all out Israel hating? Newt Gingrich knew...and he's not afraid to go into an AIPAC conference and start screaming "NEW HITLER!!!! NEW HITLER!!!!" and unveil his embargo plan (which coincidentally is the same plan he decries whenever a Democrat or the UN tries to use it against a non-Iran country) that will totally bring Iran to it's knees. He'll do anything to get you to see the danger.

Look at the comparisons. Hitler perpetrated the Holocaust. Ahmadinejad doesn't believe it happened. Hitler controlled vast armies, navies, and air forces and used them to wage the largest war in human history across multiple continents. Iran has no such forces, doesn't even have nukes, has started no war, and in any event Ahmadinejad doesn't have any control over the military. One had a mustache, the other had a beard. I forget which had which. Hitler triggered a conflict that killed millions upon countless millions. Ahmadinejad is a massive prick in all his public speeches. Fuck, I'm convinced. Let the nukes fly. Newtie needs his war boner back.