This all makes so much sense

Another day, another veil of conspiracy and treachery thrown back by the dramatic revelations of a Texas secessionist patriot:

In an interview, Mr. Sessions cited rising unemployment in asserting that the administration intended to “diminish employment and diminish stock prices” as part of a “divide and conquer” strategy to consolidate power.

Mr. Sessions, in his seventh term, said Mr. Obama’s agenda was “intended to inflict damage and hardship on the free enterprise system, if not to kill it.”

See by making more people unemployed and driving the stock market down...uhh...a machine...that consolidates...power...is powered. Then Joe Biden goes down to the White House basement where they keep this machine, fires it up (On one tug of the pull starter. He hasn't been working out, it's a Honda), and Obama's power is consolidated. If he consolidates enough power then he becomes invincible and can only be killed by a mythical sabre made out of the bones of Thomas Paine and removed from office from a vote cast on a Diebold machine made out of the flesh of a thousand virgins.

Pete Sessions knows this. Pete Sessions is trying to warn us. We must not let this come to pass. This...consolidation.