Get a job.....working for Glen Beck

Just in case you recently jobless wanted an occupation more humiliating and debasing than mid-afternoon shift stripper, roadkill scraper, RNC Chairman, or dunk tank clown, Glen Beck is here to give you just what you wanted: a job scripting his poorly thought our insanity.

Mercury Radio Arts is the New York based production company owned by Radio and TV host Glenn Beck.

Mercury seeks a writer for contributions to Glenn’s radio program, magazine, and web site. The ideal candidate will have a strong interest in news, current events, and politics.

Key responsibilities will include contributing original content to GlennBeck.com and to Glenn’s radio program and magazine. Writing will include a mix of short pieces and long articles, fact-based commentary on the news of the day, etc.

Requirements:

• Strong written and verbal communication skills
• Research skills
• At least 2 years of journalism experience

"Fact based commentary". I can't wait to dust off my research on Obama's dawning Fourth Reich and finally present it to the world.

Please note that in no way does TB Industries condone the bombarding of Mercury *snicker* Radio Arts with fake resumes, pleas for someone to stop Beck from talking, or other such timewasting activities. You are probably mailing this stuff to one of the last remaining interns there with a functioning soul. You really don't want to be the final straw that's responsible for pushing someone towards the kind of gruesome suicide that working for Glen Beck can drive a person to. Compassion is our watchword.