FACE!

Great, not only is Bristol Palin going to get knocked up again, now that other teenage Palin daughter (Winstrol? Brack? Trapp? Wilford?) is going to be pregnant soon, sans the protective teachings of abstinence only education. Damn you Obama! Will no one be protected from your wrath?

Keeping with a campaign pledge “not continue to fund abstinence-only programs,” President Obama’s 2010 budget — further details of which were released today — cuts funding for “Community-Based Abstinence Education” and several other abstinence-education programs.

Great, now our children are going to have to hear about intercourse and non-gun based protections in a manner which educates and empirically reduces the number of teen pregnancies. If we aren't going to teach that abstinence is the only thing that works, hand holding leads to pregnancy, and your cock will rot off if you think about naked ladies, can't we at least provide bibles to these sex education classes so that teachers may hit the children with them? No? Fucking liberals.