It even sounds dirty

The West Virginia Coal Association has really buckled down and focused on what's important about the future of energy in the US: coal marketing. But unlike those Lama-level assholes who just want to lie about clean coal, the WVCA wants to prove it's "hip", "with it", and is "down with the kids". No, they're not going to market coal as "uncompressed diamonds", that's next years campaign. So now if you like the dirtiest form of energy and pledging fealty to an energy industry through annoying music, you're in luck: Coal ringtones!

Coal is West Virginia - Male Voice Choir
Coal is West Virginia - Male Voice Choir (Up Tempo Mix)
Coal is West Virginia - New Orleans Mix
Coal is West Virginia - Mountain Mix
Coal is West Virginia - Gospel Mix
Coal is West Virginia - Bluegrass Mix

A sampling of the lyrics:
Coal is West Virginia,
Coal is me and you.
Coal is West Virginia,
We’ve got a job to do.
Coal is energy,
Coal is energy,
We need energy!

I'm partial to the New Orleans mix.