Via the good people at Preston Hollow People comes glimpse at the $3.95 million smackeroo, 1.15 acre, 8.051 square foot home our former President will be wiling his days away in, free from prosecution for all that stuff he did. I know you're asking "where's the waterboarding room?" People people, it's at Cheney's house. Also not pictured are Bush's foam cowboy hat and air horn showroom, the room where Laura goes to cry in silence, the mantle where Bush displays the bronzed last shred of American dignity that he and Rumsfeld stole out of Teddy Roosevelt's mausoleum, the workout room with that punching bag that's shaped like his father, the signed photo of Jesus with the message "George, history will totally vindicate the wars I told you to start. Your friend in Christ, Christ.", and the BBQ grill shaped like Reagan.
I guess some things need to be saved for that Better Homes and Gardens spread.
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