Labor Day

In case you forgot and are standing around in an empty office thinking the Rapture just happened and you were left alone, HR's only representative to fight the endless evil hordes of the devil: it's Labor Day! Go home, you still have time to prove yourself worthy of God's love. Eat a ham the size of Jimmy Hoffa, strike, and yell 'scab' at someone or call them a 'hump' or 'jagoff'. Honor your union brothers and sisters.