Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Beit Shemesh, Alabama

Just a little PSA to all our Jewish readers. We know you're out there.

Do you like sweltering southern heat, peanuts, peanut capitals of the world, National Peanut Festivals, Fort Rucker, Army helicopter training, hard-right politics, racial intolerance, Roll Tide, Nick Saban, hounds, and the color crimson? If so, the town of Dothan has got a proposition for you. $50,000 smackaroos in cold hard cash if you move to their overwhelmingly Christian town of 58,000 and stay there for five years. I know what you're saying, "Fifty grand to live in the rural, deep south? I'd do it for free." Well, they want to pay you anyway.

In return for passing this financial opportunity on to you, all I ask is that you put in a good word with your God for me, before we're all killed horribly tomorrow.

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