Dick Cheney and an Energy Sink. That's it.

Courtesy of The Infrastructurist comes this handy graph explaining which states should be unceremoniously expelled from our nation on the grounds that their absurdly decentralized populations and resulting per capita energy demands (I'm looking at you, Wyoming) make them a liability. As for Jersey, well, it's not like we really required more evidence.

As per usual, click to (drastically) embiggen.