Cause/Effect

Justin Bieber, 16 year-old teen idol, gets a tattoo ----> Justin Bieber nominated for Black Entertainment Television award

You see what's weird about this is that he's incredibly white, bland, and inoffen.... wait, did I just blog about Justin Bieber? I'm sorry, but both of these things were all over Twitter and the Entertainment blogs. I couldn't avoid it! Dear God.... WHAT HAVE I BECOME!!!!! There's only one solution now.

/swigs gin
/distant sound of shotgun is heard off in the distance