Sex advice from Bill O'Reilly

If you're looking to shed that winter weight in time for beach season, look no further than this collection of clips from the audio version of Those Who Trespass, as read by the High Prince of Loofah himself, Mr. Bill O'Reilly. After all, why diet when you can just vomit?

Some of our favorites:

"Off with those pants."

"I wish I were a lesbian."

"Yeah, and I react strongly to irresponsible, manipulative TV news programs."

Be sure to peruse the rest over at Alan Scherstuhl's Village Voice blog.

h/t Davin