Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Your morning gun-in-mouthing

The New York Times was kind enough to put together an interactive county-by-county map of unemployment rates across the US. This gadgetry should come in handy once you've lost your job and started spending the daytime trying to successfully masturbate to Ellen or C-SPAN or whatever it is you people watch when you're not out earning the hard dollar.

After all, no matter how bad it gets, at least you don't live in Elkhart County, IN (15.3%), Imperial County, CA (22.6%), or Cuyahoga County, OH (only 7.1% but contains Cleveland). Unless, of course, you live in one of those places, although the electricity has probably been shut off by this point, so I'm not inclined to worry.

Anyway, enjoy, sinners.

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