God dammit, Sebelius

That's it, Barry. Give up. What do you really need a Secretary of Health and Human Services for, anyway? Finding one who hasn't cheated on their taxes is clearly costing you too much time, effort and political capital. I'm even linking to FauxNews for the story. You've earned it.

Health and Human Services nominee Kathleen Sebelius has corrected three years of tax returns and paid more than $7,000 in back taxes after finding "unintentional errors" -- the latest tax troubles for an Obama administration nominee.

We tried to help. Matthew even made this handy questionnaire and gave you permission to use it, gratis. But did you pay attention? Noooo. Better to cover your eyes and work your way down the list in case there's someone in the first dozen or so who isn't a fucking tax criminal.

For your edification:

vet [vet]
–verb (used with object)
3. to appraise, verify, or check for accuracy, authenticity, validity, etc.: An expert vetted the manuscript before publication.

Stop fucking about, Barry. You'll screw up plenty without making those mistakes most easily avoidable.