North Carolina will not stand for man/Roomba copulation

These Christian fundies in NC have discovered the true horror in gay marriage: human/robot hybrids. Battlestar Galactica shit, people! Cyborgs!

David Gibbs III, a lawyer who in 2005 fought to keep brain-damaged Terri Schiavo on life support, told rally participants gay marriage would "open the door to unusual marriage in North Carolina.

"Why not polygamy, or three or four spouses?" Gibbs asked. "Maybe people will want to marry their pets or robots."

What about Aibo? Those are pets and robots. Think of the horror! Skynet might not get destroyed because some poor bastard fell in love with it and married it. Thank God we have overly religious, fearful southerners out there brainstorming the potential pitfalls of gay marriage. It can't be man/man, woman/woman, man/R2D2, or woman/cylon, that way lies madness and scorn from the baby Jesus. Marriage is a sacred institution between a God-fearing man and his designated female property. So sayeth David Gibbs: No bots or gays allowed.