Monday, October 6, 2008

WILLIAM AYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Five Thirty Eight, the current electoral map based on state polling. For those of you who can't tally them up in your head like me, it's 339.7 for Barack, 198.3 for Admiral Ape Rape. Of note is the fact that Indiana and North Carolina are in play, with Obama having a 49% and 54% chance to win in each state based on 538 methodology, respectively. Barack has a 70% shot in Florida, a 47% chance in Missourah, 69% in Ohio, 85% in Colorado, and a 0% chance in Oklahoma. It's just not gonna happen there. Polling also puts the Senate at about 56 Democrat seats, allowing for the awesomest "Fuck off" ever to Joe Lieberman.

So if you're wondering why McWalnuts went batshit this week, maybe his internal numbers look like these. Or maybe he has an inoperable brain tumor that's slowly driving him insane. Either/or. With the election tilting like it has with the economy spurting up blood, JMac 3000 might even lose his vaunted Oklahoma/Alabama firebreak. Just kidding, they'll never vote for a black guy. John will stagger away with a few states. Try not to point and laugh at him children, he's in a dangerous emotional state.

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