Like all good celebrities, Joe the Plumber has hired a publicity team.Dear God, this will never end. Now we've gotten to the point where halfwits who make dumb, uneducated proclamations about things they clearly don't understand, after being forced into the national spotlight by the flagging campaign of an erratic old man, are becoming famous for it. But enough about Sarah Palin. It's nice to know that despite his constant proclamations that he wishes this were over, that he's a flash in the pan, and how he doesn't want to be followed by the media, he sure is going to a hell of a lot of trouble to clamp an iron grip on the spotlight and hold on for dear life, lest it no longer shine on his non-plumbing ass.
The Press Office in Nashville, where clients include rockers Grand Funk Railroad and Eddie Money, will help him handle the flood of interview and appearance requests that have poured in since he was mentioned during a presidential debate and quickly became a household name.
I wish him luck as long as I never have to hear about him on real TV again. The William Hung of politics can go on all the Hannity and Limbaugh shows he wants, just don't taint my eyes or ears out here in the safe zone. I will not by tickets for the Eddie Money/Wurzelbacher Plumbfest 09 nor will I buy "Hey America, buy this book so I can get into that upper tax bracket, so that socialist Israel killer can bankrupt me with his communist progressive taxes" his magnum opus novel which I'm sure will be the War & Peace of novelty, flash in the pan celebrity books. Just go away. Recede back into the right wing ether.
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