Friday, October 24, 2008

Twas all a hoax

Police: Campaign Worker Admits Making Up Story
Police say they have received photos from the ATM machine and "the photographs were verified as not being the victim making the transaction."

Police sources tell KDKA that a campaign worker has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter "B" in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker.

A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed. More details to follow.
And it was all so credible, what with it's labyrinthine narrative, it's constantly changing details, lack of evidence, disbelief from police and medical examiners, backwards B's, and Drudge push. Pittsburgh, we reclaim some of our dignity back. There are no assaults going on here related to the '08 campaign. Well, the '08 Presidential campaign at least. There might be some assaults related to the '08 football campaign when the Giants come to town on Sunday, but they deserve it for idolizing Eli Manning.

Redemption is ours, we only rob people for money, not political purposes.

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