"Shit, he said 'my friends' again. Everyone do a shot.""Do we have to drink every time he toddles aimlessly across the stage for no discernible reason?"
"You betcha!"
"Fuck me, this is going to be a rough night. Why'd I wear this necklace of random circles?"
"Who knows. I'm watching the debate in public, wearing an East Carolina track suit. I think it was one of the 10 colleges I went to. Do you think Joe Biden ever takes off his suit or would appear in public dressed like a working class Jersey dockworker?"
"No."
"Fuck. Oh, he made a vaguely homoerotic David Petraeus mention, two shots of navy rum and finish your beer."
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