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O.J. Simpson may be welcome in prison football team

Maybe O.J. Simpson still has enough Juice to make one of Nevada's prison football teams.

"The football games, they're not pro, but we've got a few good guys," a correction officer at Nevada's High Desert State Prison told the Daily News. "It all depends on if he is allowed to be outside."

This is just like The Longest Yard. Paul Crewe was an unrepentant double murderer, who got booked for a moronic armed robbery in a casino for some memorabilia with his signature on it 13 years later, right? Imagine if he kicks ass in the league, will ESPN show highlights of a 61 year old man busting through the line of pederasts blocking for him, stiff arming a guy who killed his wife (irony) before high stepping it into the endzone? Prison fantasy football? I think you hear me Fox Sports. The Nevada Penal League is callin'.