Almost the greatest political ad ever

From Jim Slattery, Democratic candidate for Senator of Kansas. It's almost the greatest political ad ever. It's a shame he had to abruptly pull out of the metaphor early, lest we think number one was being made on citizens from a hundred foot Sen. Pat Roberts. Might I have suggested a monocle, a demented laugh, and the end coda of Mega-Roberts dropping his pants to defecate on Kansas? Why so high minded? There are filibuster proof majorities to be had.