A storm of gays is coming!!!

Perhaps you saw this. It's the brand spankin' new ad for The National Organization for Marriage, who wants you to know that the black smoke monster from Lost is very unhappy with you and your gay coddling legislators and jurists. Run for the hills and be afraid, because the gays aren't content to just get married, they're coming for you and they're bringing hell with them. Not only will they encircle you, steal your freedom, and toss it from gay circle member to gay circle member as you vainly run from side to side trying to get in back, they'll infringe upon your rights as a doctor not to treat gays, they'll force you to perform their gay marriages in your church IN FRONT OF JESUS, brainwash your kids with gay marriage acceptance before you have a chance to brainwash them against it, spook your livestock, poison your crops, preemptively cause floods, and get all sorts of legal rights that will conversely strip you of yours.

Now of course all of this is true MWA HA HA none of this is true. But I would just like to commend them for their Grade A fear mongering, lying, "they're coming to get you Barbara", thunderclouds, apocalyptic overtones, "hey it's not just for white fundamentalists, all races and faiths should hate gay marriage" coda, and the message that stops just short of claiming everyone will be forced to gay marry. Thanks, because if this was actually well done, I might have some fears for the future of gay marriage. If this is the opposition, then gays'll will be destroying what passes for society in Alabama by next year. Here's a suggestion for the next round of fear mongering: less blindingly overt dishonesty and hire better actors.