Just like the fortune cookie game

Join us, foul readers, for the next great step in that most hallowed Internet tradition: slandering others anonymously. The device? Said in Bed (dot com), a brand new repository for pillow talk. There are literally only a couple dozen contributions thus far, so please indulge the world and add a few. Perhaps one day you, too, will be anonymously famous for saying “The liberals are ruining this country” in bed.