Human Events is confused again

Normally we mock Human Events for simultaneously pimping Bernard Goldberg, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and Chuck Norris while billing itself the "Headquarters of the Conservative Underground." Today, however, we've been given better ammo. It appears that Human Events wants you to put your balls on Washington's cheek while it's asleep.

Just like our Founding Fathers, we're tired of the way our government is behaving. And lawmakers are refusing to listen. It's time to exercise our first amendment right and make a statement. The Patriot Depot is helping our friends at Reagan.org raise funds to take 1,000,000 tea bags to the nation's capital.

As profound a political statement as this so clearly is, my sources tell me that the party will really get started later this spring when H.E. rolls out its "Hentai to the House", "Rahm Donkey Punch" and "Cleveland Steamer for Congress" initiatives. Stay tuned.