Thursday, April 2, 2009

Quote of the day

Glen Beck, deciding that yesterday's Colbert induced castration wasn't really vicious enough, decided to speak up again.
It all adds up to me, having to admit that I was wrong. Our government is not marching down the road towards communism or socialism.
Oh, Christ, I'm sorry Glen. Looks like I jumped the gun and attacked you before I knew what you said. That comment showed some real contrition and humility and I....oh, you weren't done?
But now I have to tell you that they’re not marching us that direction. They’re marching us to a non-violent fascism. Or to put it another way, they’re marching us to 1984. Big Brother. … Like it or not, fascism is on the rise.
There's the Glen Beck we know and love: relentlessly stupid and paranoid! In Beck's defense he clearly went on to say he didn't mean Hitler/Nazi fascism.....then gave this little speech in front on a video wall running images and video of the Nazi's. Does anybody on Fox actually know what the words socialism, communism, or fascism mean? Someone get Beck a dictionary, a history book, and a 4th grade World Studies teacher.

I just want to thank Beck and his fellow conservative intellectuals. If it weren't for them how would I know that everything Democrats are doing is in some way comparable to Hitler, worse than Hitler, sending us on the road to Hitlerville, has that minty aroma of Hitler, or has rising concerns of Hitlerism? Now I know: everything is Hitler.

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