Why yes, this is what the face of Jesus looks like.What is this, you might ask. The greatest thing ever or merely the greatest culinary achievement in American history? It is a McChicken sandwich in between a double cheeseburger. And it can be yours for $2.16, provided you can stand eating it over the blaring sound of the Star Spangled Banner that a chorus of bald eagles will start singing the minute you order it.
They call it the McGangbang and if you want one you'll probably just have to order the two components separately, because repeatedly asking loudly for a McGangbang in a crowded McDonald's will probably get you arrested/scar children eating their Finding Nemo Happy Meals.
America has reached its creative and culinary pinnacle, there is nowhere to go but down. Which, by sheer coincidence, is what's already happening due to the horrific financial apocalypse. In fact I think the McGangbang is foretold in Revelations as a herald of doom. Pre-Seven Seals and Horsemen, but around the same time as Fast&Furious opening #1 and the world economy going in the shitter. The mark of the beast is quadruple bypass scars. Chow down.
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