Thousands of dolphins block Somali pirates
Thousands of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden, the China Radio International reported on Monday.That's right Somali pirates, you aren't just dealing with the various navies of the world.......you've gone and pissed off Aquaman. Not content to join our navy, fight terrorism, star in our prime time adventure shows, and to flip for our amusements at Sea World and other marine establishments, the dolphins have decided to take on our piracy problem.
The Chinese merchant ships escorted by a China's fleet sailed on the Gulf of Aden when they met some suspected pirate ships. Thousands of dolphins suddenly leaped out of water between pirates and merchants when the pirate ships headed for the China's.
The suspected pirates ships stopped and then turned away. The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins. The spectacular scene continued for a while.
Not only have the dolphins successfully prevented a pirate raid, the dolphins also caused a philosophical conundrum within the minds of the pirates, making them question the order of the universe, the nature of existence, their place in the universe, as well as their place in the vastness of nature. Let's see a Navy SEAL sniper do that.
Just be warned pirates, we have the animal kingdom on our side. You've seen our naval forces, wait till you see our ground forces. I don't want to give away too much, but let's just say....gorillas riding tigers. It's gorillas riding tigers. God help you.
1 comment:
This is amazing it seems like those Dolphins tasted generic viagra in order to block those Pirates ships, they always support people when they need.
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