McCain will get bin Laden.....if you elect him

Sort of a weird comment that McCain likes to continually make. Not only will he get bin Laden, catching the rascal before he unleashes his new monkeyshines, but he already knows how to get him. Uh John, don't you think that would be an important thing to tell our armed forces and law enforcement agencies? You know, so they can catch him before he plans another attack. No? You'll only release the secret plan after you get elected? That's mature.

At least tell Bush. Sure his resulting actions might end up getting bin Laden crowned Imperial Sultan of the United Middle Eastern Caliphate, but Bushie should get a chance to at least ignore your secret advice like he ignored so many other warnings about bin Laden. Will you at least pledge to tell Obama about you secret strategy if he wins? No? At least write it down and put it in a safety deposit box, to be opened upon your untimely death next year. No? I would have thought someone who puts country first would consider the security of his country a little more than "elect me or bin Laden walks" pledges. Just kidding, I know you have no idea what to do and are trying to concoct any scenario in which you can emotionally blackmail the electorate into voting for you. Secret bin Laden pledges aren't it.

Secret economic recovery plans on the other hand......