Joe the plumber, our new Messiah

First off Joe, go die in a ditch. I never want to hear about you or any other "I met a little lady in Schenectady who wants my opponent to stop molesting her with bad policy" person again. Joe, in this case, is actually a real person. His name is Joe Wurzelbacher and he is apparently the ultimate American. Early on it appeared he was not even registered to vote, but he assures us he is. He was registered by ACORN. Like all of us Joe is a Republican who makes $250,000 a year, who believes Obama is a socialist who wants to secretly tax the middle class, and Joe Biden hates the shit out of him, like Biden hates the shit out of all Americans.

He sums up everything about us so succinctly that no one else need be mentioned or talked about. He shares all our concerns has all of our problems and should be allowed to make our Presidential decisions for us. Him or Bill Ayers. Apparently those are the two most important living Americans and must be the focus of our post-debate coverage. All hail the new American guru, let his wisdom embiggen us all.