Oh the humanity! A drunk Moscow forklift operator smashes his forklift into the shelves of the vodka and cognac storeroom, destroying over $150,000 worth of precious, precious life juice. I'd ask you to pour a little out in honor of our lost brethren, but too many have already given their lives needlessly. Instead, just drink one in their honor.
Incidentally, $150,000 worth of vodka is enough to keep one Russian liquor store adequately stocked for the 3:00-3:15 late-lunch crowd, so this didn't disrupt the supply in any meaningful way.
Monday, November 2, 2009
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