"After you do one really, really big, really, really hard thing that makes everybody mad, I don't think anybody's excited about doing another really, really big thing that's really, really hard that makes everybody mad," Sen. Claire McCaskill, D-Mo., said. "Climate fits that category."Ugh, I know, right? Being in the Senate is, like, totally hard. You have to vote on legislation and stuff that's, like, on complex stuff and shit. And then they're all like "You have to do it again, ma'am, on another stupid issue" and it like totally drives you mad. You know what I mean?
You know America, I think this is our fault. Most of these Senators, Claire McCaskill especially, didn't want to be elected. We plucked them out of obscurity and elected them against their wills to go makes laws for this country on our behalf. They didn't want this. I mean why else would McCaskill bitch about doing the only thing her job entails: voting on complex legislation about important issues...and shit? Where are all the easy, unimportant votes on waterslides and cotton candy that we promised her when we made her take this job?
So on behalf of America and the people of Missouri/Missourah; Claire, we're sorry we made you exert yourself mentally and for all that thinking you're gonna have to do on health care. We're sorry that there's actually more issues to take up after health care. It's our fault. Next time we won't wrench your arm up behind your back so hard when you tell us that you don't want to be a Senator. We shouldn't have forced you.
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