Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Hey, man, I got five kids to feed

Membership in the Sarah Palin Abstinence-Only Club really has its perks, regardless of your adherence to the basic bullshit tenets of the organization. Take Levi Johnston, last seen escorting Dee Snyder to the Teen Choice Awards. Johnston, most famous for his Johnson, is cashing in on his strangely long fifteen minutes by shilling for, what else, nuts.

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