Too damn high

The New York Mayoral primaries are coming up and really, everyone is wondering who will get the critical These Bastards endorsement. Naked Cowboy? One of the socialists? The sarcastic writing in of Giuliani's name? (He will keep those homeless furnaces lit) Will we just advise staying home because it's all pointless because the billionaire will win? No. If there's one thing we can all agree on about New York it's that the C.H.U.D.S. will kill you if you go out late at night the rent is too high. Strike that: too DAMN high. There's one man that agrees. His name is Jimmy McMillan. Let him tell you.



Are you sold yet? No? What if I were to tell you that not only does he have a campaign song, but he also has a second campaign song. Not only is he fighting against high rents (too damn high rents) he's also fighting against a capricious election board that stripped the damn out of his Rent Is Too Damn High Party name. But he isn't taking it lying down.

"I had a hell of a day, man. I would love to put on my website that the Board of Elections can suck my dick, I would love to do that, but I got little children going to my website, I can't do it, the motherfuckers. I would love to, before every one of them go to bed at night, suckin' my damn dick. That's what I'd love to put on my website. Every fuckin' one of them, you know. "
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It was at this point we decided to stop Mr. McMillan and get him to speak on the record. Turns out he already had been. "You're saying that everything you just said can be on the record?" we confirmed. "Everything I just said. Suck my fuckin' dick, the fuckin' board, every fuckin' one of them."

The man's got my vote. Hell, I don't even live in New York. I'm writing him in for the Pittsburgh mayor's race.

Jim-may~! Whatcha gon' do, the people in New York need you! The rent the rent the rent the rent is tooo damn hiiiiiigh!