How can any of us say we're living in a country that truly respects its second amendment unless we can all buy these:
Now they say that this Rocket Propelled Chainsaw is for zombie killing and ruling a post-apocalyptic world, but who needs the dead to rise to have this weapon. Surely it can be used to take care of unruly tree branches without use of a ladder, child rearing, or *pounds fist into palm* regulating shit in the neighborhood.
Can we really say we live in the 21st century if our chainsaws remain un-rocket propelled? I think not. Someone from Lockheed, Stihl, or Baretta get on this.