Nah. Man's got a new plane.
The Republican Party's presumptive nominee will unveil his new campaign airplane on Monday: a Boeing 737-400.While several features of the winged STE have already been released, tomorrow's press conference promises a more comprehensive look inside McCain's new toy. Gearheads that we are, These Bastards would like this opportunity to give you a preview of the additional options ordered by Senator McCain...
The aircraft shares its name with McCain's ever-present campaign bus, which has been a staple of the candidate's 2000 and 2008 campaigns.
The 95-seat plane — with seats for the candidate, his staffers and the press — has the "Straight Talk Express" logo emblazoned on its fuselage.
--Fully-staffed cardiac care unit
--Original Edition Operation Wolf arcade cabinet
--Combination gin dispenser/three-panel make-up mirror with "Trollop" frosted lettering
--Daguerreotype of McCain and Abraham Lincoln playing billiards
--One of them newfangled touch-tone phones
--Pills. Lots and lots of pills.