The former voice of Geico is here with an important message about drinking, getting the bright idea to use your phone when you're drinking, and not angering the corporate backing of the Tea Party Movement. And saving money on car insurance and being usurped in TV ads by a British Gecko. Actually, just the drunk dialing thing.
Showing posts with label PSA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PSA. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Monday, May 4, 2009
PSA
No worries, President Obama has deployed a late 70's Green Bay Packers safety tandem to fight Porcine AIDS. We're safe...for now.
Unless they get drawn in by a play action from the Swine Flu, leaving them vulnerable to a deep attack up the middle. Then we're fucked, unless the nickel corner can man up and keep pace with the Pig AIDS the Mexicans lined up in the slot. Actually, you really need to read Vince Lombardi's On Defense and Influenza Type A Pandemics to fully understand what we're dealing with and the only way we have of combating our imminent mucousy death.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Important announcement
Poor Dottie. That chihuahua is probably dead too. I'm not sure I like the chances of the jive soul brother or the go-getting codger either.
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