Picture of the day

From the Smoking Gun comes a look at the kind of man who, a few short days from now, is going to rappel down your chimney, eat any pastries you have lying around, "gift" you a present from his "sack", and leave on a chariot pulled by serially abused animals.

I don't know, I think half of these guys are Billy Connolly and the other half are Randy Quaid.

Video of the Day

I work in Midtown Manhattan and as such have been inundated with Christmas cheer since just after Labor Day. While the High Christian Shopping Season does have its perks in Bloomberg's outdoor mall, by and large the last quarter of the year is fucking miserable for anyone with enough self-esteem to avoid validating themselves and their crumbling family relationships through crass consumption and feigned goodwill.

So what's a boy to do? Drink, early and often, of course. But might I also recommend clips from Bad Santa?



There. All better.