Typo/Unintentional Irony of the day

From today's Human Events email urging subscribers -- no, they still haven't booted me -- to purchase Glenn Beck's new book, How Stupid Godless Liberals Want to Puree and Can Your Grandmother Then Store Her in the Root Cellar Until Winter and What You Can Do About It*:

Fox News television host Glenn Beck are all returning to bookstores to save us from one of life's greatest irritants: people with big mouths and small minds.

Leaving aside the unflinching hypocrisy of that "big mouth/small mind" canard, there are many Glenn Becks? Who the fuck went and cloned him? How could one not be enough when one is one too many? This is worse than I thought...

*Editor's Note: May not be actual title of book.

There are no pages in this book, only another fist

Without doubt the most gratifying aspect of subscribing to, and often actually reading, the Human Events newsletter, are the weekly missives from Chuck Norris. Touching on such diverse topics as the liberal judges' assault on traditional values, the liberal media's assault on traditional values, and the liberal establishment's assault on... traditional values, Mr. Norris' keen intellect and even-handed assessment of what ails this great land of ours is required reading for any true patriot.

And now, thanks to Regnery Publishing, the house that brought you the sober intellectualism of Ann Coulter, John E. O'Neill and Newt Gingrich, just to name a few, we get the following...



That's right. Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America. (And beat its ass like a dusty rug.)