Plumbfucius returns

McCain surrogate Joe the Plumber questions Obama’s loyalty to the U.S.

JOE: McCain has fought and bled for our country, and loves our country. There’s too many questions with Barack Obama and his loyalty to our country. And I question that greatly.

CAVUTO: Well, you’re not doubting that he’s a good American. Or you are?

JOE: Oh you know, his ideology is something that is completely different than what democracy stands for, so I had some question there. In my opinion.

Joe the Plumber, McCain and the plumbing industry's enduring curse on America, decided that further musing on his notions that taxes were socialism and Israel will be destroyed because of Barack Obama by offering up his trenchant insights into the nature of Obama's patriotism and a weighted ranking of his loyalty and love of America. Because America's most relevant American doesn't sufficiently believe Obama is loyal enough to America and doesn't believe in democracy. But Obama's pro-monarchist views and wishy-washy "like but not like like" view of America just hasn't gotten through to the populace. Apparently they think like rational human beings and fail to subscribe to a rote belief in the truth of RNC mailings. This angers the funhouse mirrored totemic representation of all things working class and American and he will not sit idly by while the truth goes unheard. He had to tell the masses...through Neil Cavuto.

One more day of this fuck...one more day. Onemoredayonemoredayonremorediediedieday. At least we didn't have to hear from Tito the Builder. Thank Christ, or I might have been forced to take lives.

Stop hating the American workforce, Obama

See, when John McCain keeps incessantly repeating that the fundamentals of our economy are strong, he's not dramatically out of touch. No, because apparently now the fundamentals of our economy are the “The American worker and their innovation and their entrepreneurship, the small business, those are the fundamentals of America and I think they’re strong,”. See if you criticize McCain you're criticizing the American worker and thus America. He's not incompetent about the state of affairs in America, you just hate America. Virulently.

Try to keep up, these goalposts do move fast. Lie to me John, tell me it's all gonna be alright.

If only someone could have foreseen this line of attack, say in the fourth graf of a blog post of some sort.