Wheels of steel

Admit it, this is probably the second time in your life Dick Cheney made you smile. The first being right after you said "Wait, he shot a guy? In the face?" God bless him for throwing out his back murdering stray dogs moving boxes. Now, for the short term, Wheelcheney at least looks as physically crippled as he is ethically and morally crippled. Strike that, there's no way for him to look that physically crippled unless he was some hybrid of Two-Face and the Toxic Avenger.....with one of those Tiny Tim crutches.

Now if only we could get to see what he looks like while facing charges for torture and war crimes. I imagine it's way funnier than this.