We're all fucked. Everybody go home.

Turns out that by suppressing reasoned discourse, scientific advancement, and turning the EPA into a feckless shell to hide unqualified Vicodin-addled friends of friends, George Bush was actually protecting us.

Jan. 27, 2009 -- Climate change is "largely irreversible" for the next 1,000 years even if carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions could be abruptly halted, according to a new study led by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association (NOAA).

That's right. No longer our problem. Let your great-grandkids' great-grandkids deal with it.